Darkbleed Academy - Grade 4 Open Registrations

[Dyl]

The most *ahem* prestigious school in the country, Darkbleed Academy, will soon be accepting registrations for the upcoming academic year.  As you may know, we offer a pre-registration period for those applicants who wish to apply but may not be able to respond during the normal registration period.  This pre-registration period is now open and will close upon the opening of the normal registration period.

As in previous years, to register for the Grade 4 class you will have to answer a short Entrance Examination.
To pre-register, please contact our admissions department.  They will send you further instructions.
The normal registration period will begin on the 4^th of the month, 6 p.m. UTC.
Our Grade 4 class size is expected to be 25 persons.

Thank you for your time and we anticipate your application.

Registrations:

1 - Tanner (Blizzard) 2 - Chloe (Chloe) 3 - Zizzy (Zaran) 4 - Missy (Missy) 5 - Lara (Lara) 6 - Chuck (Charlie) 7 - Julia (home skillet biscuit machine) 8 - Tyler (3rdman) 9 - Brynn (Brynn) 10 - (Ciwey) 11 - Ryguy (Ryguy) 12 - Ryan (Ryan)

13 - Ben (Anvil) 14 - As DM (DM was on fire!) 15 - Zorro (Ekul) 16 - (pipsqueeek) 17 - Aaron (Kisagari) 18 - Helenarth (Helena) 19 - (Pittbunny) 20 - (Tom) 21 - (Sol) 22 - (Lady Night) 23 - (José Agustín) 24 - 25 -

[Dyl]

Welcome to Darkbleed Academy, the most *ahem* prestigious school in the country.  Registrations are now open for our upcoming school year.  To apply for the Grade 4 class you must pass a short Entrance Examination; don't worry, it isn't hard and  we have no doubt all of you will pass with flying colours.

To apply, firstly, indicate your wish to enrol here.  Affirm that you will be active and follow all of the rules.  Also, please play along with the theme (not required, but preferred).
Secondly, answer all eight questions on the following Exam, then mail it back to our administrations office (send it to me by PM):

What should I call your character in-game?

Are you male or female?

A total of how many different teams have been alive at the end of/won all past years?

Magnifying glasses are for:
- Ants
- Making your eye look funny
- Science

What was the answer to the question only Roxie answered correctly?

The history of which continent was taught in History class last year?

Your favourite kind of video game is:
- RPG-like
- First-person shooter-like
- Puzzle-like
- Platform-like
- Simulation-like
- Sport-like

How many questions have you gotten correct on previous Entrance Exams?

[Chloe]

Hello, professor! I'm here and ready for class to begin Sir, I so solemnly swear to be active and follow the rules. Mostly, anyways...

[Zaran]

Please sir can I come to learn to be smrt?

[THIS IS A PLACEHOLDER SIGNUP, ILL PUT MY REAL ONE UP WHEN I CAN SEE PROPERLY AGAIN]

[Missy!]

Dear Mr. Wolff,

I'd like to enroll myself in your class again (Mom and Dad finally let me enroll myself!). I promise I'll try to follow the rules, but as you know, we all seem to have some troubles with that

-Missy

[Lara]

Mr. Wolff,

I know that I misbehaved a little when I went to Darkbleed Academy last semester, but I've changed!  I promise!!

See ya soon, teach!
- Lara

PS: Mommy and Daddy threw away the form they were supposed to fill out, so I took the liberty of writing it myself -- hope you don't mind!

[Charlie]

LET ME IN DA SKOLL!
I DRU DIS FOUR TEECHURMAN!

[home skillet biscuit machine]

(LMFAO, CHARLIE)

DEAR MISTER WOLF,

I AM WRITING THIS LETTER IN CAPITALS BECAUSE I AM VERY VERY ANGRY. VEEEEEEEEEEERY ANGRY. SO ANGRY THAT I'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH AND YOU HAVEN'T WRITTEN BACK TO ME! NONE OF THE LETTERS I SENT TO YOU WERE RESPONDED TO. PLEASE LET ME COME BACK TO YOUR CLASS. I PROMISE I'LL BEHAVE LIKE ALWAYS.

IRATELY,
JULIA.

[3rdman]

Dear Mr. Wolff,

Please let me in. K thanx bai.

Tyler

[Brynn]

To Mr. Wolf:

I would like to enroll my daughter, Brynn, in your school, but unfortunately I am tired and therefore lack the ability to do it with humor. So I hope you will simply accept my firm and boring request to allow her into your school.

She will take the entrace exam promptly, and promises to follow all the school rules.

Thank you for your time,
Signed,
... someone who is not Brynn.

*headdesks from lack of originality*

[Ciwster]

[Ryguy]

To Whom It May Concern,

My son, Ryguy, had previously attended the academy but was kicked out last year. We hope that he is given a second chance and be allowed to re-enter the academy to better himself. Thank you

Ryguy's Mother

[Ryan]

Sign me up.

[Anvil]

Yeah, I'll play.

[DM was on fire!]

Dear Dly,
You suck.

Sincerly, DM.

[Ekul]

Dear Mr. Wolff,

 My name be Ekul, but you can call me zorro, i like capes. do you like capes? oh yes. and masks, masks are lovely. me be ten years old. and my ma say's i need to send you the nice letter. Me have been to your school before. me had lots of fun, me was sad when you kicked all me friends out. and left none. but me expect not to be da last one this time. Oh, mommy says i should take that out, but me dont wana, i liked summer school, but it just wherent as much fun as this school, wont you please please let me come back?

oh yes. yes. look, mommy made me do the entrance exam. mommy says i should say im smarter now.

me need to go fight da bad guys now. *slashs sword in air* *whish. whish* HI-YAH!

                                   ( bubye. ~Luke )

[pipsqueeek]

I hear that your academy is searching for more students so it can have a larger class size. I don't know why; twenty-five students is an awful lot, especially for a fourth grade class. At my old school, we sometimes had as few as twelve. If you really want that many though, I could do you a favour and enroll, though I wish you luck keeping that many children under control. I must warn you, however, that I will be taking a vacation partway through the term and will miss two or three days of classes. If this is acceptable, then consider this my formal notice of enrollment.

Sincerely,
pipsqueeek

P.S.
My mother tells me that I am highly intelligent for a fourth grader. I do so hope your academy's honors program is as good as has been advertised.

[Kisagari]

i wanna join your schoooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllll ;;

[Helena]

Dear Dly Mista Wolff,
Screw the witty sign ups, let me in. kthx,
~ Helena

PS: I liek to skive. You have been warned.

[Pittbunny]

So like, um, I haven't been to an academy in a long time, you see, so I was like wondering if I could enroll? I'll behave and follow the rules and all, I guess? Happy tidings and such.

-Bunneh.